#maybe... perhapst.

[rxttenfish]

i have one other fanfic in the caecilian universe planned, Lamb, and i have. no idea when or if i'm ever going to get to it. but i do have parts of it written out already, and it is planned to be a one-shot, not a chapter fic, so perhaps sometime in the future i'll take a small break from caecilian to finish it.

[tsuzukerukoto]

I should really touch up my pinned post huh? Just realized that it's still that, even though this isn't a mm anymore.

[gremlingirlsmell]

depraved stronghold is going down tomorrow! with the power of determination and time travel (save states)!!!

hopefully we can beat the rest of JUMP then also? maybe? perhapst? theres a hard kaizo level at the end? it's gonna be fiiine :)

[awjust-girl-up]

some of the songs I listened to after my last heavy break up.... man...... I still cant listen to them without feeling that deep pain I felt, not that I feel as bad for it as I did when it just happened, but it's just surprising how much feelings, emotions and memories us humans can compact into a tiny piece of art and subsequently re evoke it when we see or hear that specific thing

[sdr2lovemail]

A love confession letter from Rouxls Kaard? They're so pretty 😩

Hey bro! Haven't heard from you in a minute! Hope everything is well with you.

Yes fuel my obsession with writing for Rouxls. I've noticed that different fanfic writers think that he's made of different material. I've seen goo, diamonds, and I think porcelain. I personally am a proud believer of gooey Rouxls. Careful he'll stain your clothes.

Also I could write a whole fic about how I think it would be for him to go into the Light World, and I just might.

Alright enough commentary from me. I hope you enjoy your letter friend!

⚔Mod Peko⚔

A letter with a rose printed into the wax seal

To mine dearest Lightener,

Everytime I seeth you I cannot help but go blue in the face! I just feel so bashful when you presseth thine hand against my shoulder in greeting. You seem to make Castle Town a brighter place with thine very presence!

Now Lightener, I haveth a very serious inquiry to bestow upon you. I hopeth what I have to sayeth does not ruin the exquisite bond we have.

I wouldst like to begine a courtship with you! I wouldst take you on quite the lavish outing. I mean as lavish as walking around Castle Town couldst be. I wish I could explore other places with mine own legs.

While yes, I could rideth around in thy pocket and exploreth other Dark Worlds but I would love to be with you personally. And I wouldst turn to stone anyway.

And I’m not sure what wouldst befall if I were to enter the Light World! What if I were to die the second I step foot in your world! Then our courting would cometh to a very quicke closure.

Though we couldst go to the bakery or maybe even the café in Castle Town. I shall be paying of course as a proper gentleman should!

Or perhapst we could have a romantic walk through the Dark Forest. That’s something you Lighteners enjoy right? But if you wouldst prefer to stay in, that could be achieved too. That green worm Ralsei said he would prepareth me a room in his castle. Probably shall use me as an inhouse babysitter for that Royal Pain!

After we concludeth our time out, perhapst if thou are alright with it of course, could shareth a kiss before I walk you back to the fountain to bringeth you home!

Well I do hopeth you consider mine offer my dear Lightener. I would just loveth to spoileth you in mine adoration.

Hopefully yours,

RK

[klalopz]

@art-geekm​ ‘s challenge day 13 - food soul oc

FAKE SUMMON HOH

lidi is my favorite snack/comfort food. its basically raw crunchy noodle coated in a ton of M̴͓̈S̵̜͝G̵̣̒ sorta like chips but sharper and can injure ur mouth (°◡°) there are also some with various levels of spiciness if u like torturing urself

his words.. onji feels personally attacked:’) for some reason theres a lot of gold in the design even tho the food is not high class at all? perhapst i value it a bit too much. aLSO hes wearing like a gimp outfit shhhidkijustwantedtodrawmuscle IF I EVER DRAW THE ASCENDED VER IT WILL BE FRONT VER MAYBE

fullbody👇

[transvavsquad]

Thinking about them.... the ianite fam and their ships.... Sonja/Capsize, the best ship.... Jonah/otm (a little awkward for Jonah lol).... now we just need a ship for Jordan and Tom... maybe Tom/Tucker? I love the og bromance.....

ooooo perhapst :0

[lloydskywalkers]

Can you tell me more about your oc Rachel? I love her!

HI HELLO YES?? THANK U FOR MAKING MY ENTIRE MONTH?? hnksdhgg i am....so surprised people actually like Rachel but i am very happy and i love you :’’D 

(For anyone who doesn’t know, Rachel is an OC from my Christmas fic on FFN)

Rachel’s a pretty average person on the whole, her family moved to Ninjago City from the south when she was really young, but otherwise she’s lived there her whole life. By the time she meets Lloyd in my fic she’s in late high school-ish? She runs into him (literally) at the hospital and completely fails to recognize him.

She does find out later and dies on the spot in embarrassment, but she’s already got Lloyd’s number, so who’s gonna stop her from making friends way out of her league now? (Kai, maybe, or Nya, but she manages to convince them she’s not Harumi 2.0. Eventually.)

(actually once she manages to convince them she’s not a threat Rachel gets along great with the ninja, they’re an easy bunch to get along with and she loves Nya and Pixal. Kai’s her favorite though, because he tells embarrassing stories about Lloyd and actually lets her hold a real sword when he’s trying to teach her the barest essentials of self-defense.)

She’s not an elemental master or a ninja (though Lloyd’s working on that one, because Rachel you’ve at least gotta be able to throw a good right hook if you’re going to hang with me and you wanna survive). She’s a medical student in-training though, so she’s great with wounds and pretty handy with scalpels when it comes down to it.

She’s a decent student in school and one of the team’s basketball captains — she didn’t really meet Brad so much as she nailed him in the head with a basketball because he was trying to trip the fire alarm during a game as a prank.

Naturally they became great friends after this because she took one look at disaster freshman Brad trying to find his place in the world after the terrible school that was Darkley’s and was like “friend”.

She does that to a lot of people, actually.

She is! A huge dork! She’s pretty confident but tends to go to pieces pretty fast if she’s caught unawares, especially if she’s running into local celebrities.

She LOVES animals and works/volunteers at a local shelter, she’d be a vet if she wasn’t dead-set on being a doctor.

She’s been a fan of the ninja since day one and absolutely loves them. Her school kinda treats the ninja like the MCU’s Spider-Man gets treated, they make dorky little pins and fight over their faves.

I have this headcanon that for the majority of s1/early s2 the ninja were local Ninjago cryptids like “vigilante pajama people: real ninja or actual children with swords”. Rachel and her friends were those terrible fans who’d pick teams, Rachel was Team Black Ninja and Lloyd will never let her live it down.

Her hair is a monster in and of itself but fortunately her mom is a hairdresser, so she experiments with different colored streaks and stuff from time to time (her mother figures it’s better than getting tattoos every weekend).

Speaking of parents! Like I said in the fic there’s zero tragic family backstory here. Her dad’s a nurse at the hospital, and Rachel wants to be a doctor because of him. Her mom just wants her to get a scholarship or two.

Her dad is actually a big reason why she likes the ninja so much — he’d come home with stories about the literal kids who’d they see in and out of the hospital, regularly risking their lives for the city. He’d tell her how many more people they could save because the ninja were there to fight back. Rachel gets that you can’t save everyone, so she wants to be a doctor so she can save lives too.

(also because if she’s sticking with Lloyd long-term she’s gonna need to learn how to stitch up wounds pronto)

Lloyd at 2am: hey are u up

Rachel: yeah what’s up

Lloyd: do u know how to fix a broken femur

Lloyd: I promised i’d be careful and I dont want Zane to kill me

Rachel: long-suffering sigh

By the time she’s in college Lloyd regularly somersaults through her dorm room window with take-out and third-degree burns or something. Rachel’s got an entire shelf in her pantry devoted to “dumb ninja medical supplies”

She’s a disaster, if I had to describe, but she’s a Lloyd-flavor disaster so they get along great. She also knows Lloyd is a disaster, so they get along like a house on fire and by that I mean it’s Rachel’s dorm that’s on fire because Lloyd microwaved ramen noodles wrong

perhapst they get together eventually who knows stop looking at me like that

[the-weird-text-doctor]

....

perhapst-

apologiez-

ꕥIt's fine. Just.. maybe I'll adopt you on a later date, alright? I'm kinda nervous about parenting Yukio since they're so young, y'know?ꕥ

[indignode-blog]

Your smile, your eyes. The way you laugh. The way you talk. The way you walk. I could stare at yiu forever. I dont know what to say what to do. I just dont want to lose you. Maybe this is just in my head or in my mind. Ive never been in a relationship lately and i wouldn't know the first thing about being with a woma again. So perhapst this is just my heart testing my abilities, seing how i could preform when im head over heels for someome. If thats the case, then im glad it was you who first made me feel this way again

[theamazinguchihabruhs]

18th Birthday

“No, this isn’t supposed to happen! Why now?! Why to me?! This is the worst luck I’ve ever had in my entire life!”   Naruto saw the old, wrinkled hands grab the package from the table. His heart was pounding in his chest and sweat appeared on his forehead. “Hey, are you alright?” Izuna’s voice was supposed to straddle the blond, but as it turned out, even the sudden hand on the blond’s shoulder didn’t allow any more stress to go through his veins. He had reached the maximum. “Oh, fuck me…dattebayo…” Naruto muttered, seeing how the aunt gave the wrapped package to Sasuke who put it on his lap. The blond closed his eyes. How did he ever get in this situation? Oxoxoxo “Hey beautiful, what brings you here?” Naruto leaned against the door frame and winked when he saw Sasuke. The Uchiha looked behind him, as if he was trying to make sure the blond was talking to him. “Therapy?” He answered with a rather clueless expression on his face. “Itaaiiii~” Naruto grabbed his heart in a dramatic way, sliding his back against the door frame, pretending to fall down. “I am deeply hurt that you're choosing my father over me” “It is really not my choice” “Forced by your family!” Naruto suddenly jumped up again, “Let’s run away then!” “Did you take your medication or are you by any means drunk?” Sasuke asked as he allowed himself in and proceeded to take his shoes off. “Yes and no…but...I am not saying the order” Naruto made a finger gun gesture. “...so this is just your afternoon of boredom?” “I have nothing to do, dattebayo!” Naruto wrapped his arms around Sasuke, almost hanging around him.   “Find a hobby, usuratonkachi” Sasuke said. “Stay with meee~ you don’t know the agony it is to be an only child” Naruto leaned his chin on Sasuke’s shoulder. The Uchiha didn’t even need to turn his head around to see the puppy eyes. “You don’t know how troublesome it is to have five brothers”  Sasuke sighed. “It is better than-where is my mom-?” Naruto suddenly let go of Sasuke. “My concern lies with your father, where is your father?” The Uchiha asked as he followed the blond to the living room. “Uhm dad...dad is with…” Naruto suddenly fell silent as his eyes were glued on the paused video game. “Have you ever played GTA? I am playing GTA5 right now” “I am not really into gaming, but I asked you where your father is” Sasuke reminded the blond who sat indian style in front of the TV. He grabbed the controller from the ground again. “Uhm dad...yeah...uhm-” He seem to be too occupied with his game again to remember the question. “Naruto!” “Yeah, he is still busy with another patient” Naruto muttered, “Geez, you don’t need to scream, you start to sound like my mother, dattebayo~” He suddenly paused the game. “Oh yeah...I was looking for mom” Sasuke felt a sweatdrop appear on his forehead. He wondered how long this was going on. “Hey Sasuke, wanna play?” Naruto asked, his eyes suddenly went from Sasuke to the door opening where Minato stood. “Son, I went to five different furniture shops with your mother to get that couch, you better use it” “Eeehh? Mom always says you dragged her to hundreds of furniture shops because you wanted ‘eggshell’ and not ‘snow flake white’, dattebayo” Naruto stood up and sat on the couch. “Pff-” Sasuke had to cover his mouth to not laugh. He cleared his throat feeling the look he received, “My brother is like that too” “Yeah right, get to my office” Minato said. “Where is mom?” Naruto asked. “She went shopping, she told you three times” Minato said. “Oh yeah, aaaah~” Naruto suddenly dropped the control and put his hands in his air, “I forgot to ask her to get the beef flavoured ramen cups!” “Believe me, son, she bought them” Minato shook his head slightly. The cupboards are always filled with ramen cups when you have two ramen lovers in the family. “Hey Sasuke, wanna play after you’re done with my dad?” Naruto grabbed the controller back up and looked questionably ahead of him. “That...sounded...kinda...wrong...” He said, tapping his index finger on his chin. “I can’t-” Sasuke couldn’t even give an explanation before Naruto whiningly demanded one. “But wwwhhyyyyyyy~ ?” He whined. “Because I have to catch the train to the Valley-” “Eeeeehhh! The Valley of the End? But why?” Naruto looked almost sad. “I have to do some preparations for my birthday” Sasuke said and he could see Naruto’s eyes suddenly realizing that the Uchiha’s birthday was the day after tomorrow.   “Oh right, you are going to be eighteen!” Naruto said excitedly. “Hey, you wanna come? I mean, to my birthday” Sasuke asked. “Hell yeah I wanna, who else is coming? Like...from school?” Naruto asked.   The Uchiha smiled kindly. “Just you” Sasuke said, “I will text you the address” “Yeah, sure thing” Naruto said. Seeing his father and Sasuke disappear behind the office door. “Why even go to another city though?” The blond muttered. Oxoxoxo “I can’t even say it is my fault, dattebayo! He invited me two days before! I have nothing!” Naruto sat down on a bench and sighed in exhaustion. “Why is life so haaarrrdd~” “It isn’t life, it is because you wanna get in this dude’s pants” Naruto’s eyes widened and he quickly had to move his hand before his cousin would stand on it with his boot. “Eh! That is not it at all!” Naruto stood back up, not risking breaking a finger with his impatient cousin. “He is turning eighteen, it is sort of a big deal, dattebayo~” He put his hands in his pockets before turning his head around seeing the display of a jewelry store. “Oh, that is nice” Naruto stared at the silver necklace with a small star. “Thank you, destiny” The blond put his hands together like he was praying. “Oi!” His cousin woke Naruto up from his thoughts. Naruto hissed feeling his cousin slap him on the back of the head. “Are you going to waste fifty bucks on the fag? Dude...must be some ass then” “Shut up, Menma!” Naruto punched his cousin in the shoulder as he stared at the necklace.  “You think he would actually wear it?” “Fuck man, I don’t even know this dude, but from what you told me...hmm” Menma didn’t finish his sentence as he turned around to walk away from the display. “What? What? Tell me, dattebayo!” Naruto followed him. “Nar-idiot, all I know is that this guy is celebrating his birthday in whole other city with nobody knowing about it but you” Menma walked towards a smoothie stance, ordering two smoothies. “Menma?!” Naruto tried to catch his attention. “All I am saying that it is sketchy, you feel me?’ Menma handed his cousin one of the smoothies. “What do you mean sketchy? Sasuke isn’t a bad kid...boy...man?” Naruto looked confused. “Dude turns eighteen, he needs therapy and you don’t even know why, he celebrates his birthday in a different town and nobody you know is invited and besides that...you did get a last minute invitation” Menma raised his shoulder in a not caring way, “Maybe it is some weird kinky sex party” Naruto spit the smoothie out, bursting out laughing. “Sasuke’s a virgin! He told me himself”  Naruto said, wiping an escaped tear from the corner of his eye. “Why would he even tell you? Even if it is true, what better way to start your adult life than becoming an adult...and give away your innocence” “...to me?” Naruto raised a confused eyebrow. “To you and 4 manwhores and perhapst 2 hookers” Menma commented. “No, he is not like that at all...is he?”   “Didn’t he give you an address?” Menma asked and Naruto grabbed his phone and showed the address. “Holy fuck, that is Sasuke! Fuck, he is hot”  Menma commented, grabbing his cousin’s phone and enlarging the profile picture. “No, that is Itachi, his brother, that next to him is Sasuke” Naruto pointed out. “Mwah” Menma suddenly did not seem interested anymore as he looked at the conversation. “That is a BDSM club...told ya”   Naruto’s eyes widened, not believing what his cousin said. “Yes…I just know...don’t...question me…” Menma looked away awkwardly as he handed Naruto’s phone back. For a moment, all Naruto could imagine was a dungeon only lit by candle lights and filled with all types of people. Some hanging from ropes and getting whipped while others were chained against the wall with some sort of electrical shock devices around their nipples. He could see Sasuke sit on a throne, wearing some dominatrix outfit while people licked his boots clean. He was holding this whip, playing with it as Naruto approached him to give his present and wish him a happy birthday. Sasuke would laugh and throw it towards him before telling him to get the hell away from his amazing party. As two beautiful, but very scary women would drag him away he could see Nardo appear on Sasuke’s lap, making out with the raven. “Naruto, Naruto, Naruto!” Menma bitch slapped his cousin’s face, who took a step back and looked almost desperate. “God, I need to come with a better gift!” He panicked before narrowing his eyes, “Fucking Nardo!” Naruto hissed clenching a fist. “Dude, I know what you should get him during his crazy kinky sex party!” Menma wrapped his arm around his cousin and pointed at a small, almost hidden shop, “Sex shop!” Oxoxoxox Naruto took a deep breath as he looked at the screen of his phone, following the navigation to the address Sasuke had given him. It is supposed to be around the corner. Naruto looked around him, seeing a few adults walking from that direction. “Damn, I was stuffed! I don’t think anymore would have fit!” He heard the woman say. Naruto felt his heart beat faster and he hesitated for a second. Maybe he wasn’t ready to see such a side of Sasuke’s .Was he even allowed to judge? It was just not in his comfort zone...he could run back to the train station...just make up some lie as to why he never could make it.   Suddenly an image of Sasuke on the phone appeared in his head. Naruto had called him to cancel and Sasuke told him it was alright. The raven would put the phone away, but what he probably didn’t know that he never ended the call and so Naruto could hear Utakata and Sasuke moan on the other side of the line…then he would suddenly heard Nardo’s voice making some fucking pun. The blond shook his head to wake himself up. He had a determined look in his eyes before he swallowed and just kept walking while curing Nardo and Utakata in his head.   “You reached your destination” Naruto looked at his phone, seeing a smiling face. He turned the navigation off before looking around him. You would think a BDSM club would be pretty notable between all these...restaurants. The blond turned his face to the building next to him. “Big Belly café...eat till you are stuffed…” Naruto read the sign outloud. It became clear why Sasuke used to live in this city. “Hey” Naruto screamed before jumping around and holding his hand like some sort of ninja. He could see Sasuke laugh at his reaction. “I am glad you came” The Uchiha said. Naruto looked at Sasuke from head to toe before doing it all one more time. “You look…handsome…” Naruto surprise wasn’t well hidden. How many times did he see Sasuke dress kinda fancy? Maybe three times. “Ah yeah, I don’t usually wear suits, my aunt really insisted” “Aunt?” Naruto asked. “Yeah, her house is five minutes away from here, it is kinda hard to find, so I figured I would meet you here”   “Big...Belly...Café...Aha…” Naruto scratched the back of his head. Had Menma been lying to him when he mentioned the BDSM club?   “Ah, I know what you are thinking, on google maps there is still a image of some weird kinky club, it closed about three years ago, you must have been freaked out” Suddenly the entire café seemed unsanitary. “Nevermind that...uhm...we are going to your aunt’s house?” “Yes, she made so much food, be ready to get stuffed” “Oh, I was ready to get stuffed…in a different sense” Naruto swallowed, “Uhm...so...your aunt?” “Yes, she is so nice, she is like those stereotypical grandmothers that over-feeds their grandchildren” “So it kinda equals to...meeting...your...grandparents?” The panic started the rise. Not only did he wear quite the sexy and uncomfortable underwear at this moment...he had also  bought a remote control butt plug sex toy 30 speed vibration G spot prostate massager for adult men for Sasuke’s 18th Birthday. “Yeah, kinda...am I freaking you out?” Sasuke asked. “No! No!” Naruto said, “Lead the way!” At this moment all Naruto wanted was to get hit by a truck...and fast. It was a quick walk to a small house that seemed to be pretty comfy for a bunch of old people. He walked behind Sasuke inside the house. The moment the door opened...Naruto wished a plane would crash on him or a zombie attack would happen right now because not only were all 5 brothers present for the first time in 18 years of birthdays, there were a bunch of old people that seem to be old family friends. “I am back” Sasuke said, taking his shoes off and putting them aside, “This is Naruto, he is a good friend of mine” “Nice to meet you all” The smile couldn’t be any faker than that particular moment. “Oh, so this is Naruto, I have heard so many great things about you!” An old rather big woman approached him before hugging him. “Look at you, I can break your spine in two!” “Aunty” Sasuke said slightly embarrassed. “Oh yes, yes, no more taunting, boy, do you even lift?” Her hand was wrapped around Naruto’s bicep. “I lift…crisps bag, dattebayo” Naruto jokes, causing her to laugh. “Oh, I like you already! Sit down dear, oh no, eat first!” She first pulled Naruto towards the couch, but then changed directions towards the dining table that was filled with all kinds of food. It seems she went out of her way to make this a good day. “Oh, you can put our gift with the others” She said things...but she did it herself. She grabbed Naruto’s gift bag and took the gift out of it and put it on the table with the other gifts, but not before she looked at the wrapping paper and noted how their tastes were similar because she used the exact same one. Naruto couldn’t bring himself to tell the old lady that it wasn’t him that had wrapped the gift. It was the shady sex shop downtown Konoha that did. “You are not allergic to anything are you?” She talked loudly, but she wasn’t waiting for an answer when she grabbed a big plate and filled it with all types of food. Naruto swore the plate was heavier than five kilos and it was physically impossible to put any more food on it. “Nuts...I am allergic to nuts…” “Oh, you grow some nuts!” Another old lady commented as she walked passed them. Her steps were so tiny...Naruto saw turtles walk faster than that. “Oh, don’t eat the cake” The aunt said. Well...there were three types of cake on that very same table. “Aunty” Sasuke sat on the couch, apparently getting asked a bunch of questions by these old relatives.    “Yes, sugar bun, I am coming” “Aunty~!” Sasuke said slightly annoyed, it made Naruto chuckle. “Speaking of lifting, can you lift that plate?” Shisui asked. “Please hold the plate my arms are trembling” Naruto talked fast before pushing the plate in Shisui’s arms. “I am so sorry! I...I forgot to call my mother! Haha, yeah, worried mother, y’know!” Naruto said walking towards the garden. He quickly grabbed his phone and called his cousin. “Ey, how is your sex-party?” He could hear his cousin ask on the other end of the line. “It is filled with elderly relatives which will all have a heart attack once they see what I got Sasuke! You said the address was some sex club, but it was a café! You screwed me!” “Okay, firstly...I am pretty sure it was a bdsm club and secondly, you know the guy! I don’t! You said he was a virgin, what did you expect!?” Menma asked. Just before Naruto could imagine his third weird scenario of the outcome. He shook his head. “The fuck am I supposed to do now?! I don’t want to be responsible for the death of 5 elderly people and an old aunt and uncle! Besides…all his brothers are here too and I did mention the smart one not liking me so much!” Naruto hissed. “What do you want me to do? Just get the fuck out of there” Menma suggested. “I can’t just take the gift with me!...can I?” “Naruto...Naruto...Naruto...you used to steal cars, unlock every lock and shoplift liquor, if you can’t steal a fucking box in some party filled with old people...you should hang yourself” “...you got a point there…I just have to make it disappear before excusing myself because of some ‘family emergency’ and then nobody would be suspicious” Naruto said. “Bye Nar-idiot” “Tch” Naruto hissed, looking at the screen before putting his phone away.  He cursed under his breath before walking back inside. “Izuna” Naruto looked relieved seeing his friend eating a cupcake. Izuna turned his head to Naruto and almost choked on the cake because he wanted to say something. He coughed a few times before grabbing a can of soda and drinking it. “You almost killed me!” Izuna said...Owh if he only knew Naruto was about to murder a lot more tonight. “I need your help” Naruto grabbed Izuna’s arm and pulled him towards the corner of the room. “You can’t ask me why...but I need you to distract everyone near that gift table so I can grab my gift back!” “Why do you wanna steal your gift back?” “I just…I have regrets, alright?” Naruto sighed. “You owe me though” Izuna said, grabbing a glass,  “Attention! Please! I would like to make a toast!” Izuna said loudly in the room, catching everyone’s attention. “What!? You want toast?!” “No...a toast like...a speech!” Izuna shook his head in disbelief. “I remember when Sasuke was…well this happened last weekend, so~” Izuna continued his story as Naruto sneaked towards the table. His hand near his gift, he just had to grab it really fast and nobody would even know...that was the plan at least. He suddenly felt an arm wrapped around his and the blond looked shocked. “Ah, they grow up so fast don’t they” Sasuke’s aunt whispered. “Ha...ha...yeah…” Naruto looked at his arm. Why did old people love him so much?! Damn the Uzumaki charm! “I am glad to meet you, Sasuke always talks so fondly about you” “He does?” For a moment Naruto forgot about his mission. He looked at Sasuke, who looked so beautiful today. He could see the dark eyes look directly into his, followed by a small smile. Naruto returned the smile, seeing Sasuke chuckle once he noticed his aunt. Apparently it pleased him to see his aunt liked Naruto. “...anyway! The point of my toast is...no matter how old this faggot gets, he will always be fucking dumb, cheers!” Izuna raised his glass, but most of the guests just gave him a questionable look. The toast was a trainwreck, it couldn’t be helped. “Oh, I should probably fill the bowl of crisps” The aunt finally let go of Naruto’s arm. “Dude, I was running out of stories, did you get it? Where is it?” Izuna whispered. “It is the box wrapped in pink wrapping paper, on the table…your aunt ambushed me...so... ” Naruto said. “Change of plans, you distract them and I will get your gift and throw it in the trash can” “No, I can’t show up empty handed...I was gonna change the present with…with…” Naruto hand reached in his pockets, but he didn’t have anything on him. “Your necklace?” Izuna suggested. Naruto looked at his necklace. “I can’t...my Godmother passed it down to me…” The blond turned his head to Sasuke, seeing him play scrabble with Itachi. He seemed so happy. “It is worth it...right?” “Dude, this ain’t a fucking disney movie, give him your jacket instead or something” Izuna rolled his eyes. “Tell you this...you fall down in the living room and while everybody is gasping and acting so shocked, I will grab your gift and put it in the garden” “...fine” Naruto said,  “But, uhm...how will I make it look realis-” The blond couldn't finish his sentence. He got pushed towards the coffee table, falling on the scrabble game before rolling off it on the ground. “Fuck!” Naruto cursed. How he wished to strangle Izuna...but it did work. “Are you alright?” Sasuke rushed to his side. Naruto rubbed his head, seeing some blood in his hand. “Niisan, he is bleeding” “Let him bleed” Itachi answered harshly. Shisui punched him in the shoulder, causing Itachi to roll his eyes and get up. “How did you even...ugh, you are so stupid you can’t even walk” Itachi knelt down, grabbing his face with both hands and looking at the scrape on Naruto’s forehead. “Niisan, be nicer” Sasuke had an annoyed expression on his face. “It is just a scrape, no worries” Itachi said, “Chances of concussion is small anyway...he has no brain to begin with it” “Naruto...how are you feeling?” Sasuke asked, still holding him. “My head feels a bit heavy…” Naruto rubbed the back of his head, before seeing Izuna make a sign with his fingers. “Oohh, it is gone! Wow, I am healed, dattebayo!” Naruto jumped up. “Random” Madara muttered. An awkward silence filled the room. “Shall we open presents?” Shisui suggested. “Yeah, great idea” Everybody seemed to agree. Naruto ran to the backyard, seeing Izuna point under the tree. “You gotta hurry, they are unwrapping gifts” Izuna said, looking through the window. “Yeah, yeah...you go inside, I will follow soon, dattebayo” Naruto said, Taking his jacket off before unwrapping the gift carefully, it felt like he was defusing a bomb. Well, he had to wrap it back in neatly. He pulled the box out, frowning when he couldn’t recall it being made of wood. He opened it and his eyes widened seeing some old gun inside it. He suddenly recalled that Sasuke’s aunt had used the exact same wrapping paper as the sex- shop had. But… That means the gift… IS STILL IN THE HOUSE! Naruto ran like the wind, causing him almost to slip. He saw the aunt give Sasuke Naruto’s present. “Please Sasuke, read my face, have a telepathic conversation with me, hear me...please just...put that present away! Don’t open it!”  Naruto thought, seeing the Uchiha look at him. “OMG it works!” “Sasuke, I am looking at the gift,t hen at you and I am shaking my head...please...please...understand!” Sasuke nodded and whispered something to Itachi, who rolled his eyes. He grabbed something from his bag and got up. He walked to Naruto and put something in the blond’s hand. “Sasuke said you were constipated…put it in water and drink it” Itachi whispered before walking back to his seat. “I am fucked” Naruto sighed. “This is from me” The aunt said. Sasuke looked at the gift on his lap, wanting to open it, but his aunt stopped him. “There is actually a bit of history behind this gift I give you today” She held Sasuke’s hand and squeezed it tightly. “See, your great grandfather had used this during the first shinobi war, he had kept it close to him every night during the war, and every night since, he passed it onto your grandfather, who has used it during the second great shinobi war, my father…” She took a deep breath, “He told me, how he used to practice with it...day in...day out, it wasn’t his favourite, but it had history, he ended up teaching your father...he had given me this to one day...give to you, I wished he was still around to see how wonderful and beautiful you have turned to be, I hope he can watch you use this from heaven”  She smiled, “Open it, dear” Sasuke had this childish glimpse in his eyes. He opened the gift and his eyes widened when he had opened the gift. He looked shocked at his aunt, before looking back down. He did that for a total of three times. “...they had these in the first shinobi war?” Sasuke looked shocked. “Yes…” His aunt looked confused, almost hurt even. “I can’t take it anymore!” Naruto shouted, getting everyone’s attention, “That gift wasn’t your aunt’s...it was mine” He sighed. “...what the fuck is it?” Madara asked Sasuke grabbed the present, holding it up for his brothers to see. “A remote control butt plug sex toy 30 speed vibration G spot prostate massager for adult men!” The all suddenly said together, causing both Naruto and Sasuke to give them weird looks. “I am...so sorry, it was meant as a joke...that was before I knew this…is how you celebrated your 18th birthday” “Just when I thought I couldn’t hate you more” Itachi shook his head. “...I know I should be happy that my aunt didn’t gave me a three generation used sex-toy…but...somehow it was nice to think they had these in the first shinobi war” Sasuke laughed. “Thank you, Naruto” Even in a room filled with judgemental eyes...it suddenly seemed the entire room was empty except for the Uchiha laughing. “But I would like my Browning Hi-Power now” Sasuke said. “You knew?’ The aunt asked. “Yes, he taught me how to shoot with it the very first time, he told me I could have that very gun, when the time was right, since I didn’t get it on my 13th birthday, I figured he would have given it to me on my 18th...but he isn’t here anymore, so...I am glad you kept it all these years” His aunt suddenly hugged him very tightly, almost suffocating the Uchiha in her chest. “You are so precious!” She said. “Tell me about it…”Naruto muttered. Oxoxoxox “Hey, I am so sorry about…the gift, I let my cousin get to me when I was shopping for the perfect gift”  Naruto said, leaning against the door frame. He was getting a ride from Shisui back to Konoha. “I am used to it through the years, don’t worry about it, it is gonna be a funny story to tell one day” Sasuke said. “Uhm...I could return it though? Get you something good?” “Oh no, you don’t have to...it is thought that counts” Sasuke said, way too fast. Naruto narrowed his eyes. “Oh you dirty Uchiha, dattebayo” He laughed. “Pfff, you bought it, right?” Sasuke shook his head. “Y’know what, Sasuke, close your eyes” “...fine” The Uchiha did as Naruto asked, he felt the blond put something around his neck before kissing Sasuke’s cheek. “Happy birthday, Sasuke” Naruto whispered. Sasuke opened his eyes, looking down at the necklace he had seen Naruto wearing for three years now. He smiled down at it before looking at Naruto waving eagerly at him as he stepped inside his car. “Thank you, Naruto” Sasuke said, feeling his heart beat faster. How much can you love one troublesome guy…a lot it turns out. ===special thanks to @failureoftheyear for editing===

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Hawlucha maybe?

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